Maen uskee yaad mayn bun gaya baraf ka gola
Aur wo bolee, Thhanda matlab Coca Cola
Exams kay 4 din pehlay, syllabus dekha toh moonh say nikla:
KUCHH TOH HUAA HAI, KUCHH HO GAYA HAI
Exam kay din paper daikha toh moonh say nikla:
SUB KUCH ALAG HAI, SUB KUCHH NAYA HAI
Shaadi ki Dastaan
Abhi Shaadi Ka Pehla Hi Saal Tha,
Khushi Ke Mare Mera Bura Haal Tha,
Khushyaan Kuch Yoon Umad Rahin Theen,
Ki Sambhale Nahi Sambhal Rahi Theen,
Subah Subah Madam Ka Chai Le Kar Aana
Thoda Sharmate Hue Hume Need Se Jagana,
Wo Pyar Bhara Hath Humare Balon Main Phirana,
Muskurate Hue Kehna K Darling Chai To Pi Lo,
Jaldi Se Ready Ho Jao,
Aap Ko Office Bhi Hai Jana.
Gharwali Hoor Ka Roop Le Kar Ayi Thi,
Dil Aor Dimag Par Poori Tarah Chhai Thi,
Sans Bhi Letay Thay To Naam Usi Ka Hota Tha,
Ik Pal Bhi Door Jeena Dushwar Hota Tha.
*5 Saal Baad......*
Subah Subah Madam Ka Chai Le Kar Aana,
Table Par Rakh Kar Zor Se Chilana,
Aaj Office Jao To Munna Ko
School Chhodtay Huwe Jana.
Ek Baar Phir Wohi Awaj Ayi,
Kya Baat Hai Abhi Tak Chhodi Nahi Charpai,
Agar Muna Late Ho Gaya To Dekh Lena,
Muna Ki Teachers Ko Phir Khud Hi Sambhal Lena.
Na Jane Gharwali Kaisa Roop Le Kar Aayi Thi,
Dil Aur Dimaag Par Kali Ghata Chhai Thi,
Sans Bhi Letay Hain To Usi Ka Khayal Hota Hai,
Har Lamhay Jehan Main Ek Hi Sawal Hota Hai,
Kya Kabhi Wo Din Lot K Ayain gay,
Hum Ek Bar Phir Kuwaray Ban Payain gay
God saw me hungry, he created pizza
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi
He saw me in dark, he created light
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.
When ur life is in darkness pray to God ask him to
Free u from darkness and if after you pray and your
Still in darkness, please pay your ELECTRICITY BILL
sher nadi main beh chala
behte behte beh chala
bahte bahte keh cahala
main beh chala
main beh chala
Yeh Degree bhi lelo, Yeh Naukri bhi lelo,
Bhale mujhse lelo who US ka Visa,
Magar mujhko lauta do college ka canteen,
Who TeeKha Samosaa, Who thanda saaa paani,
Who Teekha Samosa, Who thanda saaa paani
Who College ki sabse - purani nishaanee,
Who chai vaalaa jisko - saare kehte the...jaani,
Who jaani ke hathon - ki 'cutting' chai meethi,
Who chup-kese journal - mein Jo bheji thi chitthi,
Who padhte hi chitthi - tha uska bhadakna,
Who chehre ki laali, who aankhon kaa gussaa
Who teekha samosa, who thanda saaa paani..
Kadi dhoop mein - apni room se nikalnaa,
Who project ki Khatir - tha Dar Dar bhataknaa ,
Who lecture mein doston - ki proxy lagaanaa,
Who sir ko chidana, aeroplane udaanaa,
Who submission ki raton - ko jagna jagaanaa,
Who vivas ke kisse, who pracs ki kahani....
Who teekha samosa, who thanda saaa paani.
Who dena Bimaari - ka har time bahana,
Who doosron ka assignment - ko apnaa banana,
Who seminar ke din - pairon ka chat-patanaa,
Who workshop mein din bhar - pasinaa bahanaa,
Who slogans banana - aur Gym me rakhadna,
Phir Exam ke din ko �" tha bechain hona,
Who teekha samosa, who thanda s AAA paani..
College ki thi - who lambi is raatein,
Who doston se tapre pe - pyaari is Baatein;
Who gathering ke din ka Jo ladnaa Jhagadnaa;
Who kudiyon ka yuhin - hamesha akadnaa;
Bhulaaye nahin bhool sakta hai koi
ITNA GHAROOR MAT KAR PAGLI
ITNA GHAROOR MAT KAR PAGLI
SAB KO PATA HAI TU LAGATI HAI HAR ROZ FAIR AND LOVELY
Wo din bhi kia haseen thae
Jab hum hasinaoo sae kiss liya kertae thae
Yeh un dinaoo ki baat hae
Jab hum du saal kae hua kertae thae.....
You need fun, Mera naam joker, You need friend, hum tumhare hai sanam, You need peace, Main hoon na, You need help, Hum saath saath hai, You need cash, Hum Aapke Hain Kaun....