Mene poochha chand se...
Kabhi dekha hai mere yaar sa haseen?
Chand ne kaha: Chandni ki kasam...
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Na woh inkaar karti hai,
Na woh ikraar karti hai,
Kambakhat mere hi sapnon main aa kar,
Mere dost se pyaar karti hai.
Un ki gali ke chakkar kaat kaat kar,
Kutte bhi hamare yaar ho gaey,
Woh to hamare ho na sakey,
Hum kutton ke sardar ho gaey.
Hum guzre un ki gali se ajab ittefaq tha,
Hum guzre un ki gali se ajab ittefaq tha,
unhon ne phenka hum pe phool,
lekin gamla bhi saath tha.
Woh bhi kiya din the jub hum haseenon ke galey mila karte the,
Ye un dinon ki baat hai jub hum 2 saal ke hua kartey the.
Dil ka dard dil torrne waley kiya jaaney,
Pyar ke rivajon ko zamana kiya jaaney,
Hoti hai kitni takleef larrki ko pataney main,
Ye ghar pe baitha larrki ka baap kiya jaaney
# Local variable
Mein pal do pal ka shayar hoon,
pal do pal meri kahani hai
pal do pal meri hasti hai..
# Global variable
Main har ik pal ka shayar hoon
har ik pal meri kahani hai
har ik pal meri hasti hai
# Null pointers
Mera jeevan kora kagaz
kora hi reh gaya.
# Dangling pointers
Maut bhi aati nahi
jaan bhi jati nahin.
# Goto
Ajeeb dastan hai yeh
Kahan shuru kahan khatam
Ye manzilen hain kaun si
Na woh samajh sake na hum
# Two Recursive functions calling each other
Mujhe kuchh kehna hein
mujhe bhi kuchh kehna hein
Pehle tum, pehle tum.
# The debugger
Jab koi baat bigad jaye
Jab koi mushkil pad jaye
Tum dena saath mera hamnawaz.
# From VC++ to VB
Yeh haseen vaadiyan
Yeh khula asmaan
Aa gaye hum kahan.
# Untrackable bug
Aye ajnabi, tu bhi kabhi, awaaz de kahin se.
# Unexpected bug (esp during presentation to client)
Ye kya hua, Kaise hua, Kab hua, Kyon hua.
# And then to the client
Jab hua, Tab hua, O chhodo, ye na socho.
# Load Balancing
Saathi haath badhana
ek akela thak jayega
mil kar bojh uthana
# Modem ( modem talk on a busy connection)
suno - kaho,kaha - suna,kuch huwa kya?
abhee to nahin..
# Windows getting open sourced
Parde mein rahne do parda na uthao
parda jo uth gaya to bhed khul jayeha
allah meri tauba, allah meri tauba
AND SOME FILMS
# ESC : NO DO GYARA
# F1 : GUIDE
# UNDO : AA AB LAUT CHALE
# SYSTEM WHOSE OS IS DOS : BUDHA MIL GAYA
# SOFTWARE & HARDWARE : EK DUJE KE LIYE
# CNTR+ALT+DEL : AAKHARI RASTA
# HARD DISK & FLOPPY : GHARWALI BAHERWALI
# RAM : KORA KAGAZ
# C++ & C : BADEMIYA CHOTEMIYA
Aaj wo humsay jannat mayn takraa gaey
Aur hamaaray moonh say nikla,
Fitay moonh tuadda, tusee ethhay v aa gaey
Shaam hotee hai, Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwabon kay siwa kuchh na paas hota hai
Tumhaaree yaad uss waqt bohot aatee hai
Bandar jub koee aas paas hota hai
Iss dil mayn yaadon kay mailay haen
Tum bin bohat hum alailay haen
Sub kuchh chorh kar tumhain sms kartay haen
Daikho hum kitnay 'wailay' haen