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Funny Urdu Poetry

Funny Urdu /Hindi Poetry

 

Khuda kare tera mobile kho jaye.
Mile mujhe aur mera ho jaye.
Karu SMS ladkion ko naam tera aae.
Maar tujhe pade aur kaleja mera thanda ho jaye.
Zindagi to hum bhi jee rahe the,
Taqdeer humari kharab nikli
Tajmahal hum bhi bana sakte the,
Mumtaz humari bewafa nikli
Agra ka Tajmahal,delhi ka kutubminar dekha hai
Kuch is tarah se Haseenon ka pyaar dekha
hai Unhe khilane pilaane main hui hai yeh haalat
Kasam khuda ki,Cinema bhi udhaar dekha hai
Aa gaya jab sunday ki shab bhi kabhi zikr-e-shopping
woh mera meri biwi se, ATM card chupana yaad hai

saas sasur ki doston ab kya sunao dastaan
sasuraal na janey ka mujhey har ik bhana yaad hai

daru pee ke jab bhi ghar mein aana para mujhey
woh mera dantoon taley, illaichi chabana yaad hai

dekh liya jab bhi kabhi rastey mein kissi dusri ladki ko
Biwi ke gussey ko dekh ker mera tarthrana yaad hai

wakt-e-rukhsat office, Ab bhi yaad aata hai Mujhy
biwi ke pars se car ki chabi churana yaad hai

secound show dekh kar woh mera raat ko ghar deer say Ana
Biwi ka gussay se darwaza na kholna yaad hai

Jub Kabhi Itifaqan taway pey roti jal janay per
woh mera tere belan se sir phorwana yaad hai

Jub kabhi tuj se teree umar poochnay per who tera duppatay main
Sharmana aur 34 ko 17 bata tey huey muskurana yaaad hai.......
Idher hum se mehfil mein nazrain larana
Udhar ghair ko daikh kar musukrana

yeh bhaingi nazar ka na ho shaakhsana
Kahin pe nigahein kahin pe nishana...
Tasawar main hame ab b jawani achi lagti hai
Burhape main amoman cher khani achi lagti hai

Main ab b khud ko bachpan ka shehzada samajta ho
Main tu ab b paryon ki kahani achi lagti hai

Tum hi ko ho mubarik jaam aur chatni
Hame tu nashte main baqir khuwani achi lagti hai

Wo gaana sun ke subah jagte hai aur ham ko tu
Auqat sehar main Quran khuwani achi lagti hai

Maza Faraz kab hai shairi main jaal saasi ka
Tehreer apne qalam ki hi sunani achi lagti hai
When I born, I Black,
When I grow up, I Black,
When I go in Sun, I Black,
When I scared, I Black,
When I sick, I Black,
And when I die, I still black.......


And you White fella,

When you born, you Pink,
When you grow up, you White,
When you go in Sun, you Red,
When you cold, you Blue,
When you scared, you Yellow,
When you sick, you Green,
And when you die, you Gray.................

And you calling me Colored ??
I asked him what was wrong - he said, "Nothing."
I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He
said it had nothing to do with me and not to worry.

On the way home, I told him that I loved him, but he
simply smiled and kept driving.

I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he
didn't say, "I love you too."

When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him, as if
he wanted nothing to do with me anymore.

He just sat there and watched TV; he seemed distant
and absent.

Finally, I decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes
later he came to bed.

I decided that I could not take it anymore, so I
decided to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep.

I started crying and cried until I fell asleep.
I do not know what to do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.

My life is a disaster.


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Today Pakistan lost the final match again. DAMN IT.
kya app bike chalatey hain
nahi chalatey tu koi baat nahi
chalatey hain tu 2 bataien hain
ya tu ap fast chalatey hain ya phir slow
slow chalatey hain tu koi baat nahi
fast chalatey hain tu 2 batain hain
ya tu ap gir jain gay ya nahi girain gay
nahi giray tu koi baat nahi
gir gaye tu 2 batain hain
ya tu ap ko zaida chot aye gi ya phir kam
agar kam chot aye gi tu koi baat nahi
agar zaida ayein gi tu uss ki 2 batain hain
ya tu ap theek ho jain gay ya nahi
agar theek ho jain tu koi baat nahi
agar theek nahi hoongey tu 2 batain hain
ya tu ap mar jain gay ya nahi marain gay
agar nahi marey tu koi baat nahi
agar maray, tu uss ki 2 batain hain
ya tu ap jannat mein jain gay ya jahanum mein
agar jannat mein gay tu koi baat nahi
agar jahanum mein gaye to..............
tu soch lain fast bike chalanay ka anjaam
kia ho sekta hai
Majnu ko Laila ka sms nahi aya,
Majnu ne 2 din se khana nahi khaya,
Majnu marne wala hai Laila ke pyar main,
Aur Laila bethi hai sms free hone ke intazar ma

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