Tumse kitna pyar hai dil mein utar kar dekh lo
Tumse kitna pyar hai dil mein utar kar dekh lo
Phir bhi na dikhe agar toh chashma badal kar dekh lo !
Sarakti Jaaye Hai Rukh Se Naqaab SLOWLY SLOWLY
hoti jaye hai "daayan" ek behijaab SLOWLY SLOWLY
so daato wali chudel ki bachi yu na banegi chudel ki amma
daalna padega chehrey per tezaab SLOWLY SLOWLY
yu hua IN THE GALAXY sadkey kisi ke rukhsaar
hota jaye hai jupitor bhi saturn SLOWLY SLOWLY
Mere Msn ko teraa intezaar aaj bhi hai
Kahan ho tum kay yeh net beqaraar ajj bhe hai
Woh mails,woh chats,kay hum miltay thay jahan
Mere chata kay font-o-color wahan ajj bhi hain
Kisi MSN Ko Teraa Intezaar Aaj Bhi Hai
Na pucho kitnay hum net kay hours laye hain
Kisi Msn ko tera intezaar ajj bhe hai
Kay jis par mera Msn weeran ajj bhai hai
Kisi Msn ko tera intezaar ajj bhe hai
Woh chat jis kay liyeh ham nay chor de cricket
Hamari hard drive mai chaat save ajj bhe hai
Kisi Msn ko tera intezaar ajj bhe hai
Kahan ho tum kay yeh net beqaraar ajj bhi hai
Kisi Msn ko tera intezaar ajj bhe hai
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi,
Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi,
Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki,
Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!!
exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya
KUCH TO HUA HAI KUCH HO GAYA HAI,
exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya
SAB KUCH ALAG HAI SAB KUCH NAYA HAI.
Dunia badal gai hai chatting se
Hoti hai ab hacking chatting se
Hoti thi larkian subah shaam hamari gali main
Nikalna hogaya un ka band chatting se
Kyoonke hoti hain ab too settting chatting se
Dunya hogai hai bekar chatting se
Hoti hain kharab aakhein chatting se
Pahlay karte hum dost batain hotloon main
Peetay thay chai waghera hotloon main
Khoob hoti thi masti hotloon main
Khelte thay maza kiya karthe the
Ab to hoti hai baat to who bhi chatting se
Bekaar hogaya hai telephone chatting se
Hojaati hai ab voice chat chatting se
Pata nahin tha kya matlab hota hai asl ka
Pata chal gaye sare mathlub chatting se
Horahain hain bad naam Log chatting se
Karta nahin koi angrez baatein humse chatting se
Kehtay hain k aati hai English chatting se
Main kehthi hoon hogaye hai English kharab chatting se
Hoti thi bari dhoom dhaam se shadi
Nikah horaha hai ab chatting se
Ab toh aisa lagtha hai key janab
Mohabbat hogayee hai chatting se....!!!
hum logon ko ko samajh sako to samjho dil bar jaani,
na roti hai na kapra hai na hai saaf paani,
ghar se bahhir niklo to har taraf hai maraa maari,
phir bhi badnaam hai kiyun itne Pakistani
India mein jeeti to world mein Pakistan hai haari,
team ko bachaane ke lie bob woolmer ne di qurbani,
team ke haarne per naseem ashraf ne banai nai kahaani,
phir bhi badnaam hai kiyun itne Pakistani,
roz siyaasat mein policy changing ne awaam ko yaad dilaadi naani,
kabhi bridge girne ka waaqia kabhi 12 may ki kahaani
iss siyaasat mein na jaane kitne logon ki lives hai jaani,
phir bhi badnaam hai kiyun itne Pakistani
Abhi abhi to pyaar ka computer kiya hai chaaloo
Aab main dil ki hard disk pe aur kitni files daaloo
Apne chehare se ruswaai ka error to hatao
Ai jaaneman apne dil ka password to batao
Woh to hum hain jo aap ki chahat dil main rakhte hain
Warna aap jaise kitney hi softwares bazaar main bikte hain
Roz raat ko aap mere sapne main aate ho
Mere pyar ko mouse bana ke ungaliyon pe nachaate ho
Tere pyar ka email mere dil ko Lubhataa hai
Par beech main tere baap ka virus aataa hai
Aur karvaaoge humse kitnaa intezaar
Hamaare dil ki site pe kabhi enter to maro yaar
Apni insult ka badalaa dekhna main kaise loonga
Jaaneman tere baap ko Shift Delete kar doonga
Aap jaiso ke liye dil ko cut ker diya karte hai
Warna baaki cases main to copy paste kiya karte hai
Aapka hasnaa aap ka chalnaa aap ki woh style
Aapke adaaon ki hamne save hai kar li file
Jo Ek Galti Karay Woh Anjan
Jo 2 Galti Karay Woh Nadan
Jo 3 Galti Karay Woh Shaitan
Jo Galtion Pay Galti Karay Woh Hindustan
Jo Har Galti Maaf Karay Woh PakistanApple kat ta hoon knife se,
Paani peeta hoon pipe se,
Kya zamana aaa gaya,
Joote khata hoon wife se
Bewafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi,
Besharam Tum Ho To Sharamdaar Hum Bhi Nahi,
Pyaar Ke Is Mode Par Aake Kehte Ho Shadishuda Ho
To Kya Hua Darling...Kunware Hum Bhi Nahin!