Santa :- yar Banta ! tujhe kasie pata ye Murga hai ya Murgii !
Banta :- Aare yar! ye b koi puchne wale bat hai,
Pather mar ke dekho ! bhagi to murgi aur bhaga to murga...
Kharuus boss apne servent se :- tumne kabhi uuullllu dekha hai
Servent : nai saheb !
Boss :- Neeche kya dek rahe ho meri taraf dekho ....
Bataya humne usko pichlii raat ka apna haal,
Ke raat guzri bechaini se aur lab per tha ye sawaal,
Aisa bhi kya usko ...mohabbat ka junoon tha,
K siyahi ki jagah khat mein istemaal khoon tha!
Wo muskuraker bola.. ye ishq hai isme sab chalta hai,
Shamma ki qatir he to parwaana jalta hai!
Kal raat jo tumne dekha wo to boht kam tha,
Us khoon bhare khat mein mera izhaare gham tha!
Kehta tha jaan chidakta hai wo meri jaan per,
Aaj subah wo aaya nazar murgh ki dukaanper!
Dikhe baghair usko.. maine ne usper rakhi nazar
Wo shaqs wahi nikla jiska mujhe tha dar!
Khat mein jo likha tha wo jhoota mazmoon tha,
Jhoota uska ishq tha aur jhoota junoon tha!
Jis khat ki wajah se hua dil besakoon tha,
Usmein us shaqs ka nahi murghi ka khoon tha
Tum hi tum ho
hasnay main
ronay main
jagnay main
sonay main
panay main
khonay main
tum hi tum ho
koyal ki koo
koo main
pholon ki khushbu
main
gaaon ki gori main
aatay ki bori main
tum hi tum ho
abba ki daant main
tariq road ki chaat main
mama ki pitai main
dil pasand ki mithai main
jhoote ki sachi main
is dil ki gehri main
tum hi tum ho
payar ki nishani main
student ki biryani main
chay ky hotal main
7up ki bottle main
karli k saahil main
or
meary mobil main
tum hi tum ho
Tujhe dekhker aksar
Aajate hain mujhe chakker
Samajh nahin aata mujhe
Tum moannis ho ya muzakker
Dil k dard ko zuba par laate nahi,
hum apni aankhon se ansu bahate nahi,
Zakhm chahe kitne hi gahre kyo na ho
hum DETTOL k siva kuch laagate nahi
exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya
KUCH TO HUA HAI KUCH HO GAYA HAI,
exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya
SAB KUCH ALAG HAI SAB KUCH NAYA HAI.
Aa gaya jab sunday ki shab bhi kabhi zikr-e-shopping
woh mera meri biwi se, ATM card chupana yaad hai
saas sasur ki doston ab kya sunao dastaan
sasuraal na janey ka mujhey har ik bhana yaad hai
daru pee ke jab bhi ghar mein aana para mujhey
woh mera dantoon taley, illaichi chabana yaad hai
dekh liya jab bhi kabhi rastey mein kissi dusri ladki ko
Biwi ke gussey ko dekh ker mera tarthrana yaad hai
wakt-e-rukhsat office, Ab bhi yaad aata hai Mujhy
biwi ke pars se car ki chabi churana yaad hai
secound show dekh kar woh mera raat ko ghar deer say Ana
Biwi ka gussay se darwaza na kholna yaad hai
Jub Kabhi Itifaqan taway pey roti jal janay per
woh mera tere belan se sir phorwana yaad hai
Jub kabhi tuj se teree umar poochnay per who tera duppatay main
Sharmana aur 34 ko 17 bata tey huey muskurana yaaad hai......
Idher hum se mehfil mein nazrain larana
Udhar ghair ko daikh kar musukrana
yeh bhaingi nazar ka na ho shaakhsana
Kahin pe nigahein kahin pe nishana...
Tasawar main hame ab b jawani achi lagti hai
Burhape main amoman cher khani achi lagti hai
Main ab b khud ko bachpan ka shehzada samajta ho
Main tu ab b paryon ki kahani achi lagti hai
Tum hi ko ho mubarik jaam aur chatni
Hame tu nashte main baqir khuwani achi lagti hai
Wo gaana sun ke subah jagte hai aur ham ko tu
Auqat sehar main Quran khuwani achi lagti hai
Maza Faraz kab hai shairi main jaal saasi ka
Tehreer apne qalam ki hi sunani achi lagti hai