Funny Urdu Poetry

Mohabbat 1 baar hojaye usko bhola pan kehte hain,
2 baar hojaye usay deewana pan kehte hain,
3 baar hojaye usay pagal pan kehte hain...
Agar phir bhi na rukay to usay Not Allowed pan kehte hain.

Jatey Jatey Woh Mujh Per Ehsan Ker Gaye,
insurance Policy Sey Jeena Asaan Ker Gaye,
Ab Apni Marzi Sey Badalta Hoon Jamhuriyat K Ghear,
Yun Lagta Hay Woh Pakistan Mere Naam Ker Gaye.....

Din mein hum sapne dekha nahi karte
ye toh ladke hain jo nahaya nahi karte
perfume mar kar nikal jate hain patane
aur ladkiyoun ke siwa ye kuch dekha nahi karte...!

Student Ki Bhi Kya Life Hoti Hai,
Wah Wah
Student Ki Bhi Kya Life Hoti Hai,
Wah Wah


Na Husband Hota Hai Na Wife Hoti Hai....

Ek Macher Ki Makhi Say Ho Gai Shadi
Pahli Hi Raat Start Ho Gai Barbadi
Macher Becharay Ki Kismat Hi Khoti Thi
Makhi MOSPEL Laga Kay Soti thi...!

Hanju tere diggan akh meri hovay

Suutt tenu lagge dard meNU hovay

Rabb kare saadi dosti inni gehri hove

Juttian tenun wajjan te galti meri hovay.

Taaliban Ko Sirf Ek Hi Gana Pasand Hai




"Faraz"





Aaaaaaa Khushi Se Khud Kushi Ker Len..

A dost tarii DOSTI bariii piyari hay

Par is dunia ne tare QADER nahin jani hay

Har ik ne tujhye GADAAH samaj kar lat mari haye

Is Liya Pechay murr ab mari bari hay…

Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de
tarap raha hu ab aur na intzaar de
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna
Kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de

Tu chandramukhi main surajmukhi,
Tu mujhse dukhi main tujhse dukhi,
Jaa chat pe jaa chalang laga,
Tu bhi sukhi main bhi sukhi...!